Amazing Kung Fu Master

judonerd Black Belt You got choked the **** out! Posts: 179	Amazing Kung Fu Master Oct 13, 2006 10:44:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by judonerd on Oct 13, 2006 10:44:45 GMT -5 I really don't know why Kung Fu hasn't dominated the UFC scene. Even Fedor couldn't withstand this punishment... video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8106146002258785405&hl=en
	"Those who sweat the most during peacetime are those that will bleed the least in war." "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."

Carl Elder Administrator A reflection on a pool does not reveal it's depth. Posts: 319	Amazing Kung Fu Master Oct 13, 2006 11:34:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Carl Elder on Oct 13, 2006 11:34:33 GMT -5 Ive done this form before! Its called the "Shoo Fly Stay Away From Me" form of death and destruction!
	"...many belive that the nature of the universe is to hide itself from mortal eyes. That we must sit and meditate upon all around us to see and grasp the simple truth that is enlightenment. However, perhaps the answers are being told to us all the time and we have just forgotten how to hear them.

Carl Elder Administrator A reflection on a pool does not reveal it's depth. Posts: 319	Amazing Kung Fu Master Oct 13, 2006 11:37:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Carl Elder on Oct 13, 2006 11:37:35 GMT -5 I like this one to video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3174619024448205394&hl=en&auto=true
	"...many belive that the nature of the universe is to hide itself from mortal eyes. That we must sit and meditate upon all around us to see and grasp the simple truth that is enlightenment. However, perhaps the answers are being told to us all the time and we have just forgotten how to hear them.

judonerd
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You got choked the **** out!

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Amazing Kung Fu Master Oct 13, 2006 16:10:05 GMT -5

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Post by judonerd on Oct 13, 2006 16:10:05 GMT -5

That amazing technique comes from years of experience...cutting people in half horizontally.

"Herro, mah nam is Kong. The actuar soun is a rot bettah dan dee, uh, microphone recording."
SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH-Swoosh, SWOOSH....

We should start a petition to match this guy against Star Wars Kid in the octagon.

"Those who sweat the most during peacetime are those that will bleed the least in war."

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can,
using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."

ninjamessiah Black Belt Strength, Discipline, and the Tae-Bo Way. Posts: 173	Amazing Kung Fu Master Oct 13, 2006 19:08:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ninjamessiah on Oct 13, 2006 19:08:23 GMT -5 video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2941953850422983664&hl=en ...and apparently arthritis is now a sign of having strong chi?
	"You choked him?! That's not a karate move!"

Carl Elder Administrator A reflection on a pool does not reveal it's depth. Posts: 319	Amazing Kung Fu Master Oct 14, 2006 22:59:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Carl Elder on Oct 14, 2006 22:59:18 GMT -5 I like the video after that, he should stand on the guys face instead though. Instead of the guys sternum, I mean throat....
	"...many belive that the nature of the universe is to hide itself from mortal eyes. That we must sit and meditate upon all around us to see and grasp the simple truth that is enlightenment. However, perhaps the answers are being told to us all the time and we have just forgotten how to hear them.

judonerd
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You got choked the **** out!

Posts: 179

Amazing Kung Fu Master Oct 15, 2006 16:23:02 GMT -5

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Post by judonerd on Oct 15, 2006 16:23:02 GMT -5

Next he's going to lay on a bed of nails... Saws dont exactly work by cutting straight in, they tear sideways.

I love these psuedo-holistic arts. I bet there are even some good card tricks and rope-cutting tricks that use these same ki powers....

"Those who sweat the most during peacetime are those that will bleed the least in war."

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can,
using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."

Post by judonerd on Oct 13, 2006 10:44:45 GMT -5

Post by Carl Elder on Oct 13, 2006 11:34:33 GMT -5

Post by Carl Elder on Oct 13, 2006 11:37:35 GMT -5

Post by judonerd on Oct 13, 2006 16:10:05 GMT -5

Post by ninjamessiah on Oct 13, 2006 19:08:23 GMT -5

Post by Carl Elder on Oct 14, 2006 22:59:18 GMT -5

Post by judonerd on Oct 15, 2006 16:23:02 GMT -5

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